May 2009
1 post
“she loves me, but hates that i don’t act on it. true story. i’ve lost interest because she can’t spell.”
I have great friends.
April 2009
1 post
me: my nap was only suppose to be max 15min
austen: what did it turn into
me: 2 hours
austen: well 15 minutes rounds down to 0 minutes, which is what you get if you subtract 2 from 2 hours
me: HA!!!
austen: so basically don’t worry, you actually gained time by sleeping essentially
Thanks Aus
March 2009
2 posts
I told my doctor I was moving to Dallas for rotations in May. She told me not to get breast implants.
February 2009
4 posts
One of Emily’s rotations next year is at the Dallas County Jail.
Emily: i can introduce you to inmates
me: thank you
I lasted a whole week without facebook. I was extremely productive. In keeping with the underlying theme of the blogs on my dashboard, I found these status updates on facebook as I was wasting hours of my life.
“… is dear giant, flying squirrels performing west side story in my attic, i’m buying a gun today.”
“… is happy to be done reading her zombie...
(($$$$$$$$$$^(9.0x10^11)!)!)!
Miriam: hahaha it’s the stimulus, as represented by my friend who works on the council of economic advisers
January 2009
11 posts
The best part about signing onto AIM through gmail is that Austen has it set up so there’s a status update everytime he changes songs on his itunes.
austen619’s new status message - Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It) - Beyoncé 11:10 PM
So my brother Austin, who is 9, decided to set up a gmail account for himself so he could keep in touch with friends (what??) and also use chat. I happen to also sign onto aim using my gmail account and this is how I talk to Austen Patterson. Here is the conversation I just had..
Austin: HI!HI!
me: hihihii
Austin: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what are you...
