“she loves me, but hates that i don’t act on it. true story. i’ve lost interest because she can’t spell.”I have great friends.
vicblog
me: my nap was only suppose to be max 15min
austen: what did it turn into
me: 2 hours
austen: well 15 minutes rounds down to 0 minutes, which is what you get if you subtract 2 from 2 hours
me: HA!!!
austen: so basically don’t worry, you actually gained time by sleeping essentiallyThanks Aus
I told my doctor I was moving to Dallas for rotations in May. She told me not to get breast implants.
Apparently, Austen was in The Reader and didn’t tell anyone.
Thanks Austen.
This is the man who saved my life when I jumped out of a plane at 10,000 feet.
One of Emily’s rotations next year is at the Dallas County Jail.
Emily: i can introduce you to inmates
me: thank you
I lasted a whole week without facebook. I was extremely productive. In keeping with the underlying theme of the blogs on my dashboard, I found these status updates on facebook as I was wasting hours of my life.
“… is dear giant, flying squirrels performing west side story in my attic, i’m buying a gun today.”
“… is happy to be done reading her zombie book”
I might start taking Molls’ advice and build a 10ft (or was it 15ft) concrete wall around my aparment and enter/exit by way of rope ladder.
(($$$$$$$$$$^(9.0x10^11)!)!)!
Miriam: hahaha it’s the stimulus, as represented by my friend who works on the council of economic advisers
Raspberry.
The best part about signing onto AIM through gmail is that Austen has it set up so there’s a status update everytime he changes songs on his itunes.
austen619’s new status message - Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It) - Beyoncé 11:10 PM
